shcnegrey:

john murphy has survived a hanging, being beat up, torture, disease, a trip across the desert, and getting his arm bitten by a giant eel.

he’s the equivalent of a cockroach, but like a cute cockroach.

the signs and their contradictions

  1. aries: super out-there adventurer but super scared inside
  2. taurus: super romantics and cute inside but such bad flirters
  3. gemini: insanely brilliant but such freakin' slow readers
  4. cancer: literally so nice externally but judgmental inside
  5. leo: diabolically arrogant yet in need of constant validation
  6. virgo: incredibly observant of others but don't know when they need help themselves
  7. libra: emotionally stunted but talented, moving artists
  8. scorpio: cute as hell, but that's where they come from
  9. sagittarius: everyone adores them, but they struggle with adoring themselves
  10. capricorn: ride a fine line between being amazing leaders and being crazy bossy/neurotic (love u tho)
  11. aquarius: knowledgeable, innovative thinkers who don't like to try hard in school
  12. pisces: seem gentle and nice but can go on a mind-blowingly thought out and informative rant about their passions before u can say "wait wat"

sherlocksmyth:

johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”

Where the Signs Should Travel🌸

itseasytoremember:

astrology-bitches:

Aries- Greece
Taurus- Italy
Gemini- Hawaii
Cancer- Australia
Leo- Rome
Virgo- China
Libra- Paris
Scorpio- Hell
Sagittarius- Ireland
Capricorn- Germany
Aquarius- Bahamas
Pisces- Tokyo

Why tf you gotta be like that to scorpios

SIGNS AS A KING/QUEEN

  1. Aries: One two three I declare a war on *flips coin* ENGLAND
  2. Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST
  3. Gemini: Tell the King of Spain to fuck with me because I don't care about his trading policy
  4. Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby.
  5. Leo: Let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feast for everyone even peasants!!!
  6. Virgo: Shhhhh leave me alone I am planning my next World War
  7. Libra: I'd like to meet all of the other monarchs and I need a new dress and let's have a ball tonight!!!!!
  8. Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom wants 2 kill me or fuck me #tru
  9. Sagittarius: National Get Shit Faced Day, am I rite???
  10. Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER
  11. Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar system after me right now
  12. Pisces: I don't want to go to war can everyone please be happy look at how many kitties there are in my palace!!!

reginazelenacoramills:

A fangirl’s relationship with the writers in a nutshell:

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Zodiacs: speech patterns

  1. Aries: delayed "yeah!"s, says "lol" ironically in a deep voice
  2. Taurus: has a really nice voice, loud laughter
  3. Gemini: reenacts sounds/reactions and then laughs about it
  4. Cancer: says "well" a lot in a high voice and meticulously caters their words to everyone else's liking
  5. Leo: laughs at everything that comes out of their own damned mouth
  6. Virgo: cool, even patterns
  7. Libra: constantly sulks because they think no one is giving them equal speaking time
  8. Scorpio: more educated responses than you can come up with
  9. Sagittarius: will talk about any one topic for hours if given the chance
  10. Capricorn: really excited growly noises
  11. Aquarius: says "like" more times than is warranted in a sentence
  12. Pisces: takes deep breaths before they're about to say something they are informed or opinionated about

thorinoakeshield:

the fellowship of oH BOY OH BOY we’re going orc hunting